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The Worst Toys of 2012: The Call 9-1-1 Award
Welcome to the second instalment of the Worst Toys of 2012. Yesterday, I awarded The Skankification Award to Ari Roma, one of the smutty sisters of the Novi Stars doll family. Today, I’m giving out the...
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The Worst Toys of 2012: The Surrogate Parent Award
Welcome to the third installment of the Worst Toys of 2012. So far, we’ve given out the “Call 911″ Award and the Skankification Award. Today, it’s time for the Surrogate Parent Award. The Surrogate...
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The Worst Toys of 2012: The What-Is-It Award
Welcome to the fourth installment in the series of the Worst Toys of 2012. If you missed the first three, check out the Laugh & Learn Apptivity Monkey, the Razor E100 Electric Scooter, and Ari...
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The Worst Toys of 2012: The Plastification Award
Welcome to the 5th installment of the Worst Toys of 2012. If you missed the previous “winners,” please check out the following: The Skankification Award The “Call 911″ Award The Surrogate Parent Award...
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The Worst Toys of 2012: The Child-in-Tears Award
Welcome to the 6th installment of the Worst Toys of 2012. Today, I am bringing you the Child-in-Tears Award. This prestigious honor goes to the toy that is most likely to solicit some good sobs, not...
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The Worst Toys of 2012: The Gullible Award
Welcome to the 7th installment of the Worst Toys of 2012. Today, I bring you The Gullible Award. This award honors the shrewdness of marketers and “dishonors” those of us who buy the item. Without...
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The Worst Toys of 2012: The Gross Award
Welcome to the eighth installment and the penultimate post of The Worst Toys of 2012. Today, I am giving out The Gross Award. This stomach-turning award is given to a toy that would give a toddler or...
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How Dinosaurs Trash Talk
My eight-year-old twins know how to trash talk. I blame their father, the man also known as my husband. So far, our kids only trash talk when they’re in character, most recently as plastic toy...
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Fridge Astrology: What Your Magnets Reveal About You
If you’re visiting after my Breakfast TV segment, click here to find all the Worst Toys of the Season. I pick a magnet off the floor and place it onto the refrigerator. Our fridge, a white behemoth...
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Bizarre Clothing: Growing Up Gen X
Yes, this is me in a partial up-do: business on the sides, party on the top. My next writing project involves looking back at growing up wild and free in the middle of nowhere in the 1970s and 1980s....
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